Today’s financial near meltdown:Quoting
Abraham Lincoln, Adlai Stevenson said after losing
the 1952 election in a landslide to Dwight
Eisenhower, “ It hurts too much to laugh, but I’m too
old to cry.”
As I’m writing this, the US stock market is down 4%
after having plummeted 8% earlier in the day. For the
year, the S&P is off 28%. A drop like this gets
one’s attention. Some might say that blogging on a
day like this is akin to Nero fiddling while… But
what the hell, it beats looking at the tickertape.
ELECTION POLLS
Every day I check
five different websitesfor their
latest polling analyses. Each has some advantages.
Here is a useful graphic or two from each of them:
The
best analysis of the polls (by a young, baseball
statistician). Weights polls as to their track
record, timeliness, sample size. Obama surge is
undeniable in last few weeks.
Shows probability
of various electoral college outcomes. Suggests
possibility of an Obama landslide.
Chances of a
filibuster-proof Senate are slim, about
20%.
Hank Paulsonmay be in
charge, but does the following quote from hisinterviewin
Fortune, July 12, 2007, give you confidence that
he’s on top of the situation?
"On
risks: We haven't had a global financial shock since
1998. I believe that these large and dramatic
increases in private pools of capital [hedge funds
and private equity] and in the credit derivatives
markets
since then have helped manage and disperse risk and
make the economy more efficient."
ELECTION
VIDEOS
In case you missed it, the
Saturday Night Live spoofof the
vice presidential debate was hilarious. Be sure to
watch ithere.
And also in case you missed it, there is a
new mystery candidatewho has
just entered the presidential race. After you’ve
watched the videohere, you
can follow the directions at the end of the video
and nominate another candidate of your choosing.
BANKS
CLOSING
On March 4, 1933,
Franklin D. Roosevelt was inaugurated president of
the United States. Seven days later I was born. That
week, FDR closed all the banks in the country. I’m
not sure whether his action was in honor of, or in
despair of, my birth. Seventy-five years later we’re
losing banks again. This time, I think I’m blameless.
QUICK
QUIZ
Question: What happens on January 20, 2009?Easy. The
44thPresident
of the United States will be inaugurated. Next
question: What happens on January 21, 2009? Also
easy. The campaign for the 2012 presidency begins.
SO
MUCH FOR ECON 101
A physicist to the rescue:In my
last post, I bemoaned the fact that with regard to
the economic crisis, “nobody knows anything.”
Certainly the results since then suggest the
perspicacity of that accusation. Learned men and
women have demonstrated repeatedly that their actions
(and inactions) can successfully result in chaos in
the worldwide marketplaces.
One fascinating explanation of the economic chaos was
proffered by, of all people, a theoretical physicist
in an October 1op-ed piecein the
New York Times. Mark Buchanan argued that
“economists still try to understand markets by
using ideas from traditional economics, especially
so-called equilibrium theory. This theory views
markets as reflecting a balance of forces, and
says that market values change only in response to
new information… Markets are otherwise supposed to
have no real internal dynamics of their own.
“Too bad for the theory, things don’t seem to work
out that way… Really understanding what’s going on
means going beyond equilibrium thinking and getting
some insight into the underlying ecology of beliefs
and expectations, perceptions and misperceptions,
that drive market swings.
“Surprisingly, very few economists have actually
tried to do this, although that’s now changing – if
slowly – through the efforts of pioneers who are
building computer models able to mimic market
dynamics by stimulating their workings from the
bottom-up…
“The model shows something that is not at all
obvious. The instability doesn’t grow in the market
gradually, but arrives suddenly. Beyond a certain
threshold the virtual market abruptly loses its
stability in a “phase transition” akin to the way ice
abruptly melts into liquid water. Beyond this point,
collective financial meltdown becomes effectively
certain. This is the kind of possibility that
equilibrium thinking cannot even entertain.”
It may not be easy reading, but it’s stimulating.
It’s true that rocket scientists on Wall Street have
contributed to a wee bit of havoc in recent years by
creating some esoteric derivative instruments, but
perhaps nuclear physicists working in economics
models can make a more substantive contribution. In
any event, the thinking is fresh, unconventional and
holds promise.
REFLECTIONS
ON MUSIC
Mozart
effect:Some
years ago, there was research that suggested that
young children listening to Mozart could benefit
mentally, that it would actually make them smarter.
Later studies, however, dismiss these findings. In
any event, I think you’ll be amused by the following
extensions of the Mozart effect to the benefits of
listening to music by other composers – whatever your
age. (Thanks to Zarin Mehta of the New York
Philharmonic for sending me the following.)
A recent report says that the Mozart effect is yet
another charming urban legend. The bad news for hip
urban professionals playing Mozart for their designer
babies: It will not improve his IQ or help him get
into that exclusive preschool. He'll just have to get
admitted to Harvard some other way.
Of course, we're all better off listening to Mozart
purely for the pleasure of it. However, one wonders
whether, if playing Mozart sonatas for little Jason
or Tiffany really could boost his or her
intelligence, what would happen if other composers
were played during the kiddies' developmental time?
Liszt
Effect:Child
speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really
says anything important.
Bruckner
Effect:Child
speaks v-e-r-y slowly and repeats himself
frequently and at length. Gains reputation for
profundity.
Wagner
Effect:Child
becomes an egocentric megalomaniac. May eventually
marry his sister.
Mahler
Effect:Child
continually screams -- at great length and volume --
that he's dying.
Schoenberg
Effect:Child
never repeats a word until he's used all the other
words in his vocabulary. Sometimes talks backwards.
Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child
blames them for their inability to understand him.
Ives
Effect:The child
develops a remarkable ability to carry on several
separate conversations at once, in various dialects.
Glass
Effect:The child
tends to repeat himself over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over again.
Stravinsky
Effect:The child
is prone to savage, guttural and profane outbursts
that often lead to fighting and pandemonium in the
preschool.
Brahms
Effect:The child
is able to speak beautifully as long as his sentences
contain a multiple of three words (3, 6, 9, 12,
etc.). However, his sentences containing 4 or 8 words
are strangely uninspired.
Cage
Effect:Child
says nothing for 4 minutes, 33 seconds - exactly.
(Preferred by 10 out of 10 classroom teachers.)
Tuning
an orchestra:Not too
long ago, Donna and I hosted a Philharmonic patron
event in our apartment, where several orchestra
musicians entertained. I hired our regular piano
tuner, who happens to work for the Metropolitan
Opera, to tune the piano. As was the Met’s practice,
he tuned it to A = 440Hz (Hertz, or vibrations per
second). The Philharmonic, I learned shortly after,
tunes to A = 442Hz. I can’t believe that anyone can
tell the difference between 440 and 442, but it turns
out that real musicians can. So I had to rehire the
tuner to re-tune all 88 keys. Whatever the frequency,
the concert sounded great.
REFLECTIONS
ON PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL
Am I the only one who can’t stand the conservatism of
professional football coaches? They seem so bound by
conventional wisdom and tradition, doing what they do
because they (and others) have always done it that
way. They follow a philosophy of “lose the least”
rather than “make the most.” As a result, he product
suffers compared to what it could be. A potentially
exciting sport has become turgid and formulaic.
Think of some of the really exciting plays you’ve
seen (or heard about) in football, albeit rarely:
The
halfback option, where
the running back unexpectedly throws a pass (often
for a touchdown).
A
quick-kickon an
early down, catching the defense without a returner
in place (with the kick often going for a prodigious
distance).
The
two-point conversionto win a
game (instead of that most boring of all plays, the
extra-point kick, to tie).
A
lateral by the pass receiver, who,
after catching the ball, flips the ball to a teammate
(who usually runs for a touchdown).
The reluctance to
go for it on fourth down(choosing
instead to punt, often resulting in a touchback,
usually for a 20-or-so yard net distance).
And the excessive use of truly
boring rushing plays(mostly
up the middle).
Let’s look at the last two choices. If the chances
of
converting fourth downswere
slim, it would be understandable that coaches almost
always punt in this situation. But the data suggests
the opposite. I went through the NFL statistics for
all 32 teams during the 2007 regular season, and they
shows the following:
Fourth down attempts: 533
Fourth down conversions: 261
Fourth
down success ratio: 49%
I suspect that this success ratio is a lot higher
than most people think. So it would seem to me that
if a team is interested inwinning,
rather than not losing, the number of fourth-down
attempts would be a lot greater than the 2007 average
of one per team per game.
And what about
rushing versus passing? In
2007, the league-wide average gain perattemptedpass was
6.8 yards. The gain per rush was 4.0 yards. Why,
then, do they not pass more, given that the average
passing yardage per attempt is 70% greater than per
rush?
The conventional wisdom answer of course, almost a
mantra, isthat
you need the rush to open up the
pass. But is
this true? Is there any data to support it? I don’t
think so. And even if partly true, how much would you
have to confuse the defense? Perhaps rushing 5% or
10% of the plays, instead of the 45%-50% now, would
create enough uncertainty.
REFLECTIONS
ON NEW ORLEANS
The Crescent City has certainly suffered a shattering
blow from hurricane Katrina, not the least of which
was the diminution of its population from the
pre-storm 450,000 to the current 300,000. But well
before this 2005 disaster, New Orleans was the victim
of another set of disasters: incompetent, uncaring
and crooked leadership at the local and state
government levels. A tradition that began in the
early 1930s by Huey Long. He started it, and many
disciples and wannabes later perfected it.
Coupled with this lapse in political leadership was a
failure from within the city’s citizenry. Ben C.
Toledano described this source of urban decay
eloquently in “New Orleans – An Autopsy,” anessayin the
Sept. 2007 issue ofCommentarymagazine.
(Ben C. and I were classmates from fifth through
eighth grades.) He blames a large part of the
demise on the practices and prejudices of the
narrowly-based social and economic oligarchy that
largely controlled the city.
My memory of growing up in New Orleans during the
1930s and 1940s was that we were first among equals
of the four major southern cities; the others were
Houston, Dallas, and Atlanta. Indeed we were the
largest in population, we had the second-largest port
in the country, we were in a state with immense
natural resources, and we were certainly the most
sophisticated and interesting city of the four.
Today, Houston and Dallas and Atlanta have left New
Orleans in the dust. Yes, we still have the best
food, the most interesting architecture, and the
greatest music. But those three cities have left New
Orleans in their wake – in population, commercial
importance and standard of living. We’re more fun,
but they offer their inhabitants much more economic
opportunity and upward aspiration.
I have
great hopes that the new governor, Bobby Jindal, will
provide the necessary leadership to move the state
and city forward. And in little over a year, New
Orleans will elect a new mayor. The latter event can
only be a positive development. In the meantime, I’m
conjuring up ideas on what I can do to help
rejuvenate the city commercially. The ideas are
embryonic, but the enthusiasm is well developed. To
be continued.
A FINAL, REALLY EXCITING, NOTE
As I
write this at 7:00pm, I just received word that my
all-electric Tesla Roadster (featured on60 Minuteslast
night) will arrive at our Kent, Connecticut, home
tomorrow morning. So what started out as yet
another end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it day has
suddenly morphed into something pretty
electrifying, as it were.